Sunday, July 20, 2008

New words for you to know

Ah yes, 7:36pm and David is sawing logs as I type this out. Today was the perfect storm of events with the culmination of getting 6oz of milk puked back up on me. I think its made its way into my pores because I can still smell it. Gross.

So D and I have some new terminology that people need to be aware of while talking to us. We may use the following words in everyday conversation. Please note the definitions for future use.

Gizmo: My sons current nickname (when he is being good)
gis·mo [giz-moh] noun, plural - oh God, not if I can help it. Informal.









Captain Chaos: My sons current nickname (when he is being bad)
cap·tain cha·os [kap-tuhn, -tin] [key-os] noun, a person who is at the head of or in authority over the state of utter confusion or disorder.









Dave-nado: (see picture)
dave·na·do
[deyv-ney-doh] noun, a localized, violently destructive windstorm occurring over land, esp. in the Virginia-Highlands area, and characterized by a long, funnel-shaped cloud extending toward the ground and made visible by books and colorful plastic.

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