Mr. OCD

Some of you may need your barf bag here but I have a beef with my surgeon.  In the top picture you have my office, organized and clean.  The bottom picture is the cut where they inserted metal and screws to make me more bionic.  Note:  the cut is glued shut - no stitches!

Onto my beef:  For the rest of my life I am going to have to look at this scar and - I assure you - I will always think "Why is this cut not straight and in the middle of my arm.  Or at least off to the left and straight?"  Oh well, I guess it could have been a zig-zag pattern - that'd really piss me off.