Toddler Feeding Chamber

Behold the "soon to be patented": Toddler Feeding Chamber. You may have to click on the picture to really see all the brilliant ideas going on here.

So, here's my idea...you get a sphere and place a seat in it where your toddler can sit. You have a door for food ingress/egress. Next you have a sprinkler type mechanism on the top connected to a water supply with a water return on the bottom.

Toddler eats and throws food all over. Once done remove toddler and turn on automated sprinkler system and debris is washed down the drain. Two add on features would (1) allow the user to connect a cleaning supply bottle that is in-line with the water supply and (2) have a garbage disposal on the bottom for food mulching.

This idea is just going to print money...